Join us on a journey through the ages, where the 3% Prophets have been spouting their unique brand of unorthodox wisdom.
Learn about the Prophet of the Apocalypse, who foretold the end of the world with an unapologetic "I told you so."
Or discover the Prophet of the Apocalypse's lesser-known cousin, the Prophet of the Mundane, who predicted the invention of the toaster.
And, of course, meet the Prophet of the Inconsequential, who spent centuries warning of an impending doom that never came, but still managed to make a name for himself.
Visit our Prophecies Page for more on the 3% Prophets' greatest hits and near-misses.
Meet the Legendarians, the 3% Prophets who have been canonized into the annals of history.